Entries Tagged as ‘General’

August 27, 2008

I Believe in Auburn… and Lubbock

Eventide, the gentle rustling of the leaves, the birds seeking there nests, oh my happy valley, Auburn, so far away.
Brief ramblings from the giant side of Texas. I checked the Toomer’s Corner Webcam (not to be confused with the I’m-assuming-Fay-Wracked-Finger-Print-Cam) and it’s morning in Auburn. 6:30 am. In Lubbock, it’s still night. Or it’s still [...]

August 27, 2008

Warhawk doing some wartalk (sorta)

By J.M. Comer
I bring this up in a desperate attempt to generate pre-game controversy.
From yesterday’s edition of the The News Star:
ULM football players might be underdogs to Auburn this weekend, but they aren’t awestruck.
“We’ve all got scholarships,” free safety Greg James said during ULM’s game-week news conference today. “I could have been there, but I’m [...]

August 15, 2008

Ladies and Gentlmen, Tommy Tuberville…

I leave in a week. Thankfully, I got to see Tuberville again, third year in a row - Kiwanis Club at the country club, free lunch, clinking glasses, lots of men named Tom, I mean, Toms everywhere, thanks Dad.
For instance, former Auburn player and letterman club bigwig Tom Bryan.
“Coach asked Suzanne, ‘honey, in your wildest [...]

August 14, 2008

Christmas in August!

Thanks, Nick - keep it comin’!

August 13, 2008

Secrets to Success! NFL Money! Motivation! Reach Your Full Potential! We’re Gonna Teach the Hell Out of You! In Your Mind!

By J.M. Comer
An uplifting summer seminar organized by Alabama Head Coach Nick Saban

Reach for that crystal trophy!
Do you want to reach your FULL POTENTIAL on the football field? Well, you’ve gotta get that first touchdown … in your MIND! Aiight? There is no depth chart. You are all FIRST TEAM players to me. But at [...]

August 13, 2008

AU releases new schedule poster

[but yeah, seriously, check out the latest from TCOWRAS. Mr. Finebaum, your thoughts?]

August 11, 2008

Season Preview Game One: Roadtripping the possible impossibility of losing to La-Monroe

Monroe, LA - It was an impromptu reconnaissance mission. It turned into a thought experiment.
It was too dark to stop in Monroe on my way out to Lubbock (I went to find a place to live). Left at 2:30 in the afternoon and drove the 16 hours straight, pulled in at dawn. While there I [...]

August 8, 2008

TWER Sez: Everybody Wants Some

By J.M. Comer
You people are horn-dogs. Horny, horny bastards and bastardettes (meaning the ladies, or is there another term? I forget).
And I love it.
Why am I saying these things? Well, you people prove my bold assertion week in and week out.
The streaking-Playboy-coed-swimsuit stories seem to always populate our top-viewed posts (see “Top Posts” at right-hand [...]

August 6, 2008

Kenny Irons: Cutting up and then just cut

By J.M. Comer
I found this video (and a crazy photo, follow the link) on Deadspin last week. It’s vintage Kenny Irons enjoying life, football and Hooters (maybe too much).

But sadly, probably days after the above video was created, former Auburn running back Kenny Irons was waived from the Cincinnati Bengals yesterday … again. He was [...]

July 27, 2008

That ain’t right.

Lots of hoopla, as it were, over Nike’s new ad campaign…

… which made me think of this recent tribute to Knowshon Moreno sent from Japan’s Chris Shelling Jr…

… which made me think of this already well-documented, possibly Canadian, and just ???? Bammer slam-campaign… [h/t/y/h/g/h/y/The Auburner]

(…. says Shelling Jr. “gosh bama fans are lame… i would [...]