By J.M. Comer
… from Pearl’s SEC Cellar of Dead Meat!
Auburn won at LSU last night! Four Tigers scored in double digits and nearly a fifth, spreading the love on the court. The 3-point shooting percentage was nearly 50 percent! And how about this for a change — four of the winning Tigers spent more than 30 minutes on the court while sixth man “Cool Hand Luke” Hargrove (or “Luke the Drifter” Hargrove, you decide Tiger fans) came off the bench for relief, while the starting five of the losing Tigers all spent 30+ minutes on the court. Surely it factored into the win for Auburn.
This is a big, huge road win for Coach Jeff Lebo’s team. Lebo has a two game streak against LSU going now and has brought his overall record as the Tiger coach to an even 53-53. Get him over the hump Tigers with a big win at home against Ole Miss this Saturday!
Pearl works on the bengal, elephant sausage.
Pearl’s meat basement is now filled with Tiger meat of the Cajun variety. Also, she is perfecting a recipe for a spicy pachyderm sausage, as Alabama lost to Georgia last night.
For the love of God, Auburn, let’s not fall back into that place!